Category Archives: Retro

April 14

Retro Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

  In anticipation of the upcoming Michael Bay-produced TMNT flick, I decided to revisit the original 90’s films (although I never actually watched the third one in full) to see how they stack up. I had a good time reminiscing with original “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles“, so I was quite excited to get back into “Secret […]

April 04

Retro Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

If you came up to me 16 years ago and asked me what my favorite movie was, chances are I would have said “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” and its sequel, “The Secret of the Ooze.” Those movies had everything a kid wanted in an action flick, and I for one watched those VHS tapes more […]

February 27

Retro Review: 300 (2007)

Zack Snyder’s “300” is by no means a masterpiece. It has more than its fair share of historical inaccuracies and racist undertones, and it understandably pissed off an entire nation. But you’re bound to be let down if you walk into  “300” expecting a history lesson. I absolutely love the movie. It’s a visual feast […]

February 03

Retro Review: RoboCop (1987)

Welcome to Retro Reviews, where I review films from the 70’s, 80’s, 90’s and early 2000’s. Anything from the 60’s and earlier will be a Classic Review. I’ll be reviewing old favorites as well as movies that I’ve never seen before. It’ll hopefully be a weekly thing, and I’ll keep them as relevant as I […]

August 22

Movie Review: Antichrist (2009)

             This is the first Lars Von Trier movie I watch, and probably the last. For those of you who don’t know, this is the guy who’s making the movie where Shia LaBeouf is going to actually have sex with his costar, Charlotte Gainsbourg. Well, surprise! She’s in this movie […]